Friday, July 4, 2008
Monday, June 30, 2008
Random answering machine message
From an unknown caller on my answering machine...
"...'s not drunk every day, day and night. Um..."
Monday, June 23, 2008
Rate my what???
WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT APPROPRIATE TO THOSE WHO ARE UNDER 18 OR EASILY OFFENDED.
During a drunken conversation at the bar Friday night, a group of us were talking about what sites we could come up with kinda like HOT or NOT. We thought how crazy would it be for there to be a site where one could go and rate photos of, well, the white stuff that guys produce when excited... turns out it already exists.
A quick Google search turns up ratemycumshot.org. And it is exactly what you think it is. Photos are posted, rated and commented on. What the hell has society come to? What is going to shock generations to come? I don't know how things can get any more shocking than they are now in this (early) Internet age (and for the record, this isn't the most shocking thing I've seen on the net).
And what's with the .org? Are they a registered non profit? Should I donate money? These good folks didn't stop there. They also have "brother sites"— ratemydick.org, ratemybum.org and ratemycouples.com. And no, I'm not trying to promote these sites, I just think it's kind of funny that someone spent time to put together these sites and even has paying sponsors.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Parallax
Matt:
This is the 4th time I've eaten at Parallax and every time the food is awesome. I've always ordered the grilled chicken with pome frites. The service this time was a bit on the poor side. Every other time it has been great, but the waitress this time was a bit bitchy. The Pear 75 martini was good but not amazing like the first time I had it. The decor is clean and modern (but what's up with the vases filled with golf balls??). Overall, I would highly recommend this restaurant. 4.5 out of 5 stars from me!
This is the 4th time I've eaten at Parallax and every time the food is awesome. I've always ordered the grilled chicken with pome frites. The service this time was a bit on the poor side. Every other time it has been great, but the waitress this time was a bit bitchy. The Pear 75 martini was good but not amazing like the first time I had it. The decor is clean and modern (but what's up with the vases filled with golf balls??). Overall, I would highly recommend this restaurant. 4.5 out of 5 stars from me!
Monday, June 16, 2008
When I Grow Up - Pussycat Dolls
The pussy cat dolls, such a role model for little girls (and little aspiring drag queens) everywhere.
[Chorus]
When I grow upI wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have boobies
When I grow up
Be on TV
People know me
Be on magazines
When I grow up
Fresh and clean
Number one chick when I step out on the scene
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